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Where does your penis belong?

A children's book for grown-ass men. All profit goes to RAINN.

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Where does your penis belong...
on the train?


Where does your penis belong...
waiting in line for Dashboard Confessional tickets?


Where does your penis belong...
at the office?

This project was born out our collective need to process the spate of shocking sexual assault allegations that have unfolded in 2017. Feeling a desperate need for some comedic relief in the wake of so much trauma and outrage, Where Does Your Penis Belong? was a therapeutic exercise for us and we hope it’s a therapeutic read for many others.

Long live pants.

For each book sold we will donate 100% of the profit to RAINN, the nation’s largest anti-sexual violence organization.